5.09.2017

Nothin' But A Good Time

Welcome one and all to a new column on my blog! This column is dedicated either to movies that I love while others detest or underappreciated movies that deserve another shot.

  Moore Underappreciated Flicks

I know I promised the 2009 coming-of-age flick Bandslam as my first of many articles. But! I recently rewatched the cheesy 2012 musical adaptation Rock of Ages, and I figured what movie would be more appropriate for this lavah of all things 80s?! So without further adieu let's investigate this celebration of 80s hard rock.


Let's start with what the detractors say. Is this movie too long? Yes. Are the leads bland? Yes. Is it anywhere near as good as director Adam Shankman's previous movie musical Hairspray? Absolutely not. However! There's enough pure joy and energy here to pull off a pop culture trash romp.

Yes, Shankman falters a bit here compared to Hairspray. However he and the writers (one of whom is the awesome Justin Thoreux) clearly have an unabashed love for the 80s. In lesser hands this would've been absolutely atrocious. If you ask some people, it is. But I'm here to rally against that suggestion.

What really sells the flick is the supporting roles. Some players are wasted. Bryan Cranston has nothing to do as Zeta-Jones mayor husband. Malin Akerman (so funny in TV's "Children's Hospital" and the later released The Final Girls) is similarly wasted as a Rolling Stone reporter, though she does get a few cute moments with the true star of the show. But before we get to him, there's a few others worth mentioning.

Zeta-Jones is hilariously campy as Cranston's protestor wife. Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand nearly walk away with the flick as The Bourbon Room's co-owners. More screen time for them would've been nice. Leads Julianne Hough and Diego Boneta are cute enough, and it helps that they can pull off their 80s ballads with aplomb. Everybody here seems to be having a blast, and isn't that what the 80s are all about?

The true star here is, of course, Tom Cruise. He is "Stacee Jaxx", a rock star pining for the golden days and coasting through the 80s thanks to alcohol, drugs, and his adoring fans. The star is larger than life here, roaring through Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and having a ball with Akerman during "I Want To Know What Love Is". It would be nice to see Cruise in more roles like this. He's clearly having the time of his life, and it definitely takes the film to the next level.

What your opinion of the film basically boils down to is this: do you love 80s rock? If so you will definitely get a kick out of it. If not you should probably steer clear. The flick is a too-long bubblegum rock opera with too much saccharine and zero substance whatsoever. But that's not such a bad thing. So the next time you're lounging around on a rainy Saturday afternoon, give this flick a shot. You'll have "Nothin' But A Good Time".

Welp there you have it! My first of many random reviews. On a completely unrelated note, Happy 20th Anniversary to what is perhaps the most bizarro sci-fi flick ever made... The Fifth Element.

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