That's right, peoples. It's that time again. Joe Moore's favorite flicks of the year! As per usual, there are a few movies I failed to catch. Most of them are of the Oscar bait variety. So I doubt anyone reading this list has seen them either. Here we go!
RUNNERS-UP
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl - I love coming-of-age flicks. There weren't too many of those this year, but this excellent adaptation of a terrific book is the best of the bunch. The three lead performances are great. It's clear that director Gomez-Rejon (of "American Horror Story" fame) is a true movie fan. The short films the leads make are hilarious.
The Peanuts Movie - I LOVE the Peanuts. Always have. This movie may stretch its thin plot a little far, but it's a great trip down memory lane. I also appreciated how (except for the modern pop songs) the characters are still presented in a very timeless world. Because that's exactly what the Peanuts are.
DA TURD
Unfriended - I lot of critics and horror fans gave this flick high marks. I don't get it. It's boring, its characters are obnoxious teenage brats, and even at 88 minutes it's too long. No. Never again.
and now THE TOP 10
10) Love & Mercy - I've always loved the Beach Boys' music. I never knew Brian Wilson's life story so this biopic is actually rather fascinating. Paul Dano and John Cusack seem like an odd pair to play young/old versions of the same guy, but the continuity in their masserisms is impeccable. Elizabeth Banks hits a career best as the woman Wilson falls for in the 80s.
9) Ex Machina - Some people might find this sci-fi flick slight with its singular location and minimal characters. I think it's genius. The story tells so much with so little. All the actors are great. Isaac stands out as Ava's creator, but this is Vikander's movie all the way. She's brilliant.
8) Trainwreck - A lot of people say Judd Apatow's movies are overlong, and there is some truth there. A good 15 minutes could've been chopped off this flick, but it's still a lot of fun. Apatow and Schumer work wonders together. Schumer herself is hilarious. She figures out how to give an unlikable character a heart. Her chemistry with Bill Hader is so on. If you need a good laugh check it out. It's crude and wonderful and hilarious.
7) Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens - I still can't believe I've seen this movie. THIS is what fans wanted when The Phantom Menace was released back in '99. Sure the plot is kinda recycled from the original, but who cares when the movie has this much action, heart, and humor. Can't wait for Episode VIII!
6) The Martian - I feel like a lot of people are forgetting about this astounding film toward the end of the year. That's too bad because it really is incredible. It's director Ridley Scott's best film in years, and the ensemble cast is amazing. Who knew Matt Damon could be funny?! Terrific film.
5) It Follows - When I first walked out of the theater, I complained that it wasn't scary enough. I was an idiot. This is the best teenage fright flick in years. It's a haunting thrill ride that definitely sticks with you long after you watch it. If you love horror at all, this is a must-see.
4) Inside Out - While not quite on par with Wall-E and Up, this animated tale is Pixar's finest work in a while. The story itself is extremely relatable. As with any of Pixar's films it's also very heartfelt. Be prepared with a box of tissues, folks. You have been warned.
3) Room - What an incredible film. It's thrilling, heartfelt, and suspenseful at times. The bond between mother and son is a strong one, and the two leads really knock it out of the park. Newcomer Tremblay is quite a find, and Brie Larson is perfection. If she doesn't win the Best Actress Oscar, something is wrong with the world.
2) Spotlight - While political thrillers aren't my favorite, I do love a good investigative thirller. That's exactly what this film is. Writer/director Tom McCarthy really did his homework for this film, and it shows. It's a gripping piece of work with a terrific ensemble cast. Definitely the best of the year. Except for...
1) Mad Max: Fury Road - As if there would be a different #1 choice. What can I say about this heartpounding, action-packed genre piece of work that hasn't already been said? Director George Miller returns to the series that put him on the map, and the result is not only the best action film of the year but one of the best films in years. Now THAT is saying something. Tom Hardy makes for a great Mel Gibson replacement, but this movie belongs to Charlize Theron's Furiosa, who ranks right up with Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor as one of the best action heroines on film.
Okay that's it! If you haven't checked out any of the aforementioned films I urge you to do so as soon as possible. They really are the best of the best. Joe Moore out!
12.30.2015
12.18.2015
That Small Arthouse Flick
I cannot believe it is a week before Christmas. Where has this year gone? Where has December gone?! This is utterly ridiculous.
That being said... HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!!
As most of you surely know (and you better!) today is the day Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens is released into theaters. Unless you count the advance screenings last night. Which would make sense because most of you lucky ducks reading were able to attend last night. But anyway! Today is the official release date!
I'd like to say I'm excited to see a brand new Star Wars film for the first time, but my generation did get the prequels (if that even counts). I remember when The Phantom Menace was released back in 1999. It was a huge deal. Then everybody hated it. Except kids. I was 13 years old. I will admit even I liked it at first. Nowdays the only cool parts are John Williams's score, Liam Neeson, and the lightsaber battle with Darth Maul. So yeah. Not so great.
But now NOW! there's a whole new film for fans all over the world to geek out about and for a new generation to discover. It's basically the most exciting thing EVER! I wish I could see it today, but alas, work summons me. I hope I can see it next week when I'm visiting mi familia.
Oh yeah! I get to go home for Christmas! Pretty exciting stuff right? The last time I celebrated the holiday at home with my family was... 2006. So yeah. It's been a while. It would also be awesome if we were able to fit in time to see the new movie. You see, when I was growing up it was an annual Moore Family tradition to sit down and watch the original trilogy. Not on Christmas Day of course. We waited until the week after leading up to the new year. But I remember those times very fondly so I hope we're able to see the new movie togther (*hint hint* purchase the tickets familia *wink wink*).
So why are you still reading this? Go see the movie! And if you're already in the theater SHAME ON YOU! What is wrong with you?! Put your phone down! It's STAR WARS!!!
That being said... HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!!
As most of you surely know (and you better!) today is the day Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens is released into theaters. Unless you count the advance screenings last night. Which would make sense because most of you lucky ducks reading were able to attend last night. But anyway! Today is the official release date!
I'd like to say I'm excited to see a brand new Star Wars film for the first time, but my generation did get the prequels (if that even counts). I remember when The Phantom Menace was released back in 1999. It was a huge deal. Then everybody hated it. Except kids. I was 13 years old. I will admit even I liked it at first. Nowdays the only cool parts are John Williams's score, Liam Neeson, and the lightsaber battle with Darth Maul. So yeah. Not so great.
But now NOW! there's a whole new film for fans all over the world to geek out about and for a new generation to discover. It's basically the most exciting thing EVER! I wish I could see it today, but alas, work summons me. I hope I can see it next week when I'm visiting mi familia.
Oh yeah! I get to go home for Christmas! Pretty exciting stuff right? The last time I celebrated the holiday at home with my family was... 2006. So yeah. It's been a while. It would also be awesome if we were able to fit in time to see the new movie. You see, when I was growing up it was an annual Moore Family tradition to sit down and watch the original trilogy. Not on Christmas Day of course. We waited until the week after leading up to the new year. But I remember those times very fondly so I hope we're able to see the new movie togther (*hint hint* purchase the tickets familia *wink wink*).
So why are you still reading this? Go see the movie! And if you're already in the theater SHAME ON YOU! What is wrong with you?! Put your phone down! It's STAR WARS!!!
12.10.2015
Underrated Awesomeness
Before the obligatory Christmas posts commence I feel I must share my feelings on two little seen movies released earlier this year. They are 1) The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and 2) Love & Mercy. The good news is both are currently available to rent so it's really easy to retrieve them immediately after reading this!
So without further ado...
1) The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
When I first saw the trailers for this movie I was underwhelmed. Hence why I didn't see it in theaters. After some badgering from a couple of friends and a lot from my mother (thank you btdubs), I decided to check it out. This is easily one of the more fun flicks to be released this year. If you love a good spy caper this is a must-see.
It's definitely a departure from Guy Ritchie's other films, with this feeling more in common with the better Roger Moore "Bond" outings and a pinch of Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's 11 (especially the soundtrack). Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, and Alicia Vikander all have fun with their roles. Cavill and Hammer share a nice chemistry while their characters are constantly bickering and teamed up against their will. Vikander is having a great year, and her performance here is no exception.
The only downside is there's not really a standout villain here. Elizabeth Debicki tries, but her character is far too underwritten to leave much of an impression. That doesn't matter though because the movie is such a blast you won't think about the negatives until afterward. Definitely recommended!
2) Love & Mercy
I remember reading a lot about Brian Wilson's story when this film was released earlier this summer. For some reason I never checked it out... until now. This biopic does an amazing job alternating between the 60s (Wilson writing "Pet Sounds"/struggling with the Beach Boys' successive album) and the 80s (Wilson dealing with his quack doctor while rediscovering his love for music AND falling for the love of his life). While it does feel slightly disjointed sometimes, it's never less than mesmerizing.
The performances from the leads are extremely compelling. Paul Dano and John Cusack may feel like an odd pair to be playing the same character, but there's a nice continuity in both nailing Wilson's mannerisms. Dano in particular is wonderful when in the studio recording tracks for "Pet Sounds". Elizabeth Banks has never been better as Melinda, the car saleswoman whom Wilson falls in love with in the 80s. She gives her character a fire and tenacity while also being sharing a wonderful chemistry with Cusack. I hope she gets some love come award time. Paul Giamatti is great as the outrageous Dr. Landy. He's over-the-top without sliding into caricature, helping you understand the doctor's questionable motives.
This flick also has a great soundtrack. I've been listening to The Beach Boys' music all morning. I've always loved them, but now I have a greater appreciation from a behind-the-scenes standpoint. Even if you don't love their music, this film pulls you in and never lets go. Check it out!
Okay that's enough for now methinks. Get back to listening to Christmas music!
So without further ado...
1) The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
When I first saw the trailers for this movie I was underwhelmed. Hence why I didn't see it in theaters. After some badgering from a couple of friends and a lot from my mother (thank you btdubs), I decided to check it out. This is easily one of the more fun flicks to be released this year. If you love a good spy caper this is a must-see.
It's definitely a departure from Guy Ritchie's other films, with this feeling more in common with the better Roger Moore "Bond" outings and a pinch of Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's 11 (especially the soundtrack). Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, and Alicia Vikander all have fun with their roles. Cavill and Hammer share a nice chemistry while their characters are constantly bickering and teamed up against their will. Vikander is having a great year, and her performance here is no exception.
The only downside is there's not really a standout villain here. Elizabeth Debicki tries, but her character is far too underwritten to leave much of an impression. That doesn't matter though because the movie is such a blast you won't think about the negatives until afterward. Definitely recommended!
2) Love & Mercy
I remember reading a lot about Brian Wilson's story when this film was released earlier this summer. For some reason I never checked it out... until now. This biopic does an amazing job alternating between the 60s (Wilson writing "Pet Sounds"/struggling with the Beach Boys' successive album) and the 80s (Wilson dealing with his quack doctor while rediscovering his love for music AND falling for the love of his life). While it does feel slightly disjointed sometimes, it's never less than mesmerizing.
The performances from the leads are extremely compelling. Paul Dano and John Cusack may feel like an odd pair to be playing the same character, but there's a nice continuity in both nailing Wilson's mannerisms. Dano in particular is wonderful when in the studio recording tracks for "Pet Sounds". Elizabeth Banks has never been better as Melinda, the car saleswoman whom Wilson falls in love with in the 80s. She gives her character a fire and tenacity while also being sharing a wonderful chemistry with Cusack. I hope she gets some love come award time. Paul Giamatti is great as the outrageous Dr. Landy. He's over-the-top without sliding into caricature, helping you understand the doctor's questionable motives.
This flick also has a great soundtrack. I've been listening to The Beach Boys' music all morning. I've always loved them, but now I have a greater appreciation from a behind-the-scenes standpoint. Even if you don't love their music, this film pulls you in and never lets go. Check it out!
Okay that's enough for now methinks. Get back to listening to Christmas music!
12.03.2015
Making Moore Magic
It's officially December. This is nuts. Where has this past year gone? I can't believe it's flown by so quickly. I'd complain some more but... it's Christmas! CHRISTMAS!!! I'm so frikkin excited like Aunt Sue from SNL. Or like Pee-Wee in his Christmas special. Or like Buddy the elf.
This may sound like blasphemy to many, but Christmas is not my favorite holiday. If you couldn't tell by my October posts, that title belongs to Halloween. However Christmas does come in a very close second. I celebrate both holidays their entire respective months. I listen to the holiday music absolutely nonstop. I get dressed up for both, though Halloween arguably (read: definitely) moreso. My point is, I love Christmas almost as much. Get used to it.
This first week in December is particularly exciting because I am going to have Moore fun than you will. That's right. The Moores are in town this week to celebrate Christmas at the Disney parks. That means Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, Candlelight Processional, and of course the Osborne Lights!!! All with my favorite people in the world.
I'm excited to attend the Christmas Party. This year is my second time attending. Yup. Second ever. Because I used to perform in the Christmas parade every year of my life. But not anymore! I saw Candlelight Processional last night for only the second time ever. That presentation is so beautiful to behold. The music is absolutely wonderful, and I found myself choking up a little bit. Me! Joe Moore! Oh also some Neil somebody or other was hosting. He was pretty cool (read: NPH was the guest host and I'm STILL containing my excitement that I was mere feet away from his awesomeness).
My absolute favorite part of Christmas at Disney is the Osborne family's Spectacle of Dancing Lights. IT'S MY FAVORITE!!! Alas due to the upcoming (and much-needed) Hollywood Studios makeover, this year will be my last time watching those Lights dance. Of course I am extremely emotional about this. The Lights has been my favorite since 2008. They are the only reason I will drive out of my way to attend the parks in December (like last Saturday when I was redirected three different times to find a place to park). If you want to know just how much I love the Lights, please feel free to peruse this article from five years ago.
...are we done? Okay moving on!
I have already visited once this year with my pff bff Andie and my main man Big B. They were with me my first time ever seeing the Lights. It was a blast but also very bittersweet. Like the end of an era. Tomorrow I'll be visiting for the last time with my family, and I will probably sob uncontrollably. Me! Joe Moore! I'll be okay though. Osborne Lights, I just wanna thank you for all the fun and merriment throughout the years. I'm gonna miss you like WHOA.
So there you have it. I hope everyone has a very merry December. I'll be back for another post around Christmas Day. Until then, peace!
This may sound like blasphemy to many, but Christmas is not my favorite holiday. If you couldn't tell by my October posts, that title belongs to Halloween. However Christmas does come in a very close second. I celebrate both holidays their entire respective months. I listen to the holiday music absolutely nonstop. I get dressed up for both, though Halloween arguably (read: definitely) moreso. My point is, I love Christmas almost as much. Get used to it.
This first week in December is particularly exciting because I am going to have Moore fun than you will. That's right. The Moores are in town this week to celebrate Christmas at the Disney parks. That means Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, Candlelight Processional, and of course the Osborne Lights!!! All with my favorite people in the world.
I'm excited to attend the Christmas Party. This year is my second time attending. Yup. Second ever. Because I used to perform in the Christmas parade every year of my life. But not anymore! I saw Candlelight Processional last night for only the second time ever. That presentation is so beautiful to behold. The music is absolutely wonderful, and I found myself choking up a little bit. Me! Joe Moore! Oh also some Neil somebody or other was hosting. He was pretty cool (read: NPH was the guest host and I'm STILL containing my excitement that I was mere feet away from his awesomeness).
My absolute favorite part of Christmas at Disney is the Osborne family's Spectacle of Dancing Lights. IT'S MY FAVORITE!!! Alas due to the upcoming (and much-needed) Hollywood Studios makeover, this year will be my last time watching those Lights dance. Of course I am extremely emotional about this. The Lights has been my favorite since 2008. They are the only reason I will drive out of my way to attend the parks in December (like last Saturday when I was redirected three different times to find a place to park). If you want to know just how much I love the Lights, please feel free to peruse this article from five years ago.
...are we done? Okay moving on!
I have already visited once this year with my pff bff Andie and my main man Big B. They were with me my first time ever seeing the Lights. It was a blast but also very bittersweet. Like the end of an era. Tomorrow I'll be visiting for the last time with my family, and I will probably sob uncontrollably. Me! Joe Moore! I'll be okay though. Osborne Lights, I just wanna thank you for all the fun and merriment throughout the years. I'm gonna miss you like WHOA.
So there you have it. I hope everyone has a very merry December. I'll be back for another post around Christmas Day. Until then, peace!
11.19.2015
No Moore Getting Hitched
A lot of my friends have this annoying habit lately of being happy and getting engaged and getting hitched and what have you. How dare they! Then I have to take time off work and see a whole lot of people I never get to see anymore. How can this happen?! (I secretly love it. Shhh...)
Caroline tied the knot a few months back, during my blogging hiatus, hence no amazing blog post. For those of you who don't know, Caroline is my sister's best friend. They are each other's ho/hoe/bff7. The two of us are also pretty close. We used to dance together. Then she worked seasonally at Disney forever. So ya know, we're basically bffs by association. Her wedding was a whole lot of fun! There were a few ballet friends but also a few friends from the girls' Agnes Scott days. And the wedding was up in Ohio. So yeah. A good time was had by all!
This past weekend Disney was gracious enough to grant me a couple of vacation days so I could return home to attend another ballet friend's wedding. That means you, Brittany! Brittany was around for all the shenanigans at The Studio way back in the day. She also worked at Disney as a character performer for a hot minute before touring the world with Disney Live! So you better believe the crowd at this wedding was a fun one.
The service was beautiful, very traditional in a gorgeously ornate chapel. Then the reception was an absolute blast! Table 3 was clearly the coolest of the bunch. The Moores, Weisses, and Skibiels at the same table? Shenanigans! I also had fun chatting with a fellow Disney performer. Small world! Right, Melissa? Once the dance floor opened up all bets were off. Seriously, y'all. We tore up that floor like nobody's business. Other wedding guests, you are very welcome.
Okay so that was only two weddings in one year, but we had enough fun to fill up at least four weddings. The next one isn't until next June so there's some breathing time until then. But just you wait. That wedding belongs to a certain lass with a boy/girl name. That's right, Hannah Michael! I can't wait until next June so we can celebrate you and Chris but mostly make silly faces like these...
The service was beautiful, very traditional in a gorgeously ornate chapel. Then the reception was an absolute blast! Table 3 was clearly the coolest of the bunch. The Moores, Weisses, and Skibiels at the same table? Shenanigans! I also had fun chatting with a fellow Disney performer. Small world! Right, Melissa? Once the dance floor opened up all bets were off. Seriously, y'all. We tore up that floor like nobody's business. Other wedding guests, you are very welcome.
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| Table 3 celebrating Mr. and Mrs. Joey Catrino! |
We're awesome. You're jealous. Deuces.
10.31.2015
'Tis the Season
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
I don't know if you could tell by the all caps, bold print, or any previous posts but I LOOOVE this time of year. IT'S MY FAVORITE! Halloween is hands down my favorite holiday. I think most of it is the abundance of horror movies everywhere. I'm not sure when I become such a big horror nut. Skits on Sesame Street used to terrify me. We'll blame... puberty? Sure. Why not.
Anyway I love Halloween. I love horror movies. I love candy. I love dressing up in ridiculous costumes. One of my favorite things about the season is the MUSIC. I have two playlists on my computer devoted to only ghoulish music for the Halloween season. If you don't have such a playlist... 1) what is wrong with you? and 2) you can grab a few ideas from the following list! You lucky duck!
1) "This Is Halloween"
The Halloween season isn't complete without at least one viewing of The Nightmare Before Christmas. And what luck. The opening song is a great song to start off a Halloween playlist! See? This is so easy!
2) "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker, Jr.
Um, duh. That is all.
3) "Season of the Witch" by Donovan
Another fairly self-explanatory selection.
4) "Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett
Everybody do the Mash!
5) "Halloween" by The Misfits
A song that caused an outcry when relesased, this song is pretty tame nowadays. Rock on!
6) "Ghost Town" by The Specials
Silly, spooky, and oh so fun!
7) "I Put A Spell On You"
This song is a classic of course, but it was made popular once again thanks to Bette Midler in 1993's now cult classic Hocus Pocus.
8) "Witch Doctor"
Might as well stick with the witch theme here. Now this song is stuck in your head. You're welcome.
9) "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
Thank SNL and Will Ferrell for bringing this great song back in the limelight. It's also featured in many horror movies including the original Halloween.
10) "Dream Warriors" by Dokken
Sticking with movie soundtracks, next up is Dokken's awesome rock ballad from the best of the Nightmare sequels.
11) "Red Right Hand" by Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
A wonderfully eerie song prominently featured in each of the Scream flicks.
12) "Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
One of the band's biggest hits has been used on numerous movie soundtracks, including An American Werewolf in London during one of the most impressive transformation scenes EVER.
13) "Purple People Eater"
Another silly, family-friendly classic for the list.
14) "Get Down Goblin" by Jan Terri
If you don't know to what I'm referring stop reading right now, go straight to Youtube, and search this utter piece of genius. It's quickly become one of my favorites.
15) "Thriller" by Michael Jackson
Because MJ.
Okay! There's many Moore where that came from, but I figured that list is plenty to get you started on your own Halloween playlist. For more just Google "Halloween music" and get started on one spooky evening. Have fun and stay safe, you foolish mortals!
10.24.2015
DEBBIE!!!
This past week has been completely crazy, and I wouldn't have it any other way!
1) Remember Christy, my awesome redhead babe who I drove at least 30 hours total to surprise for her birthday? Well she was in town this past week. So Tuesday evening a whole bunch of her closest friends met up with her at none other than the Ale House for drinks, eats, and fun. Mostly drinks of course. I mean... to see her!
The evening was so much fun! Tons of people (mostly fellow friends from Fantasmic) showed up to catch up with their dearly beloved friend. There was also kareoke, which we were not expecting. And as usual the locals stunk up the place with awful country music and slow songs that should just never be sung at kareoke ever. Really people? Kareoke is supposed to be fun. Don't take it so seriously! Says the guy who's currently lamenting people taking kareoke seriously. Don't worry though. Andie and I sang "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" to lighten the mood. It was awful! We rocked it.
2) The Enzian is showing mostly horror movies during the month of October (DER), and Wednesday night they were showing The Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, arguably the best of the sequels. So of course I had to go!
But before that I got to deal with... *drumroll please* Moore car problems! Because what's a day of fun without your car not cooperating? Fortunately I went to a really awesome garage just down the road. They were really personable. Way more personable than any garage has ever been to me. I really wish I could've afforded for them to fix my car then and there. But alas. It is October. Which means I have zero moolah.
Fortunately movies on the lawn at the Enzian are free! So my pff bff (Andie, der) and I enjoyed an incredibly campy 80s slasher flick despite Heather Langenkamp's awful acting. Seriously, girl. You were fine in the first Nightmare. What happened?? Oh well. You rock it a few years later in New Nightmare so all is forgiven.
3) NOT SO SCARY HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!
This year was the first time I attended the Magic Kingdom Halloween party since 2009. 6 whole years! Obviously this oversight had to be remedied. So the Belcher girls (from the best show ever "Bob's Burgers, and I don't even have time to explain it to you if you don't know what I'm talking about) got all gussied up and went out for girls' night!
Linda, Tina, and Louise had an absolute blast! Linda was her usual crazy self, making sure she stayed hydrated the whole time and trying to get her kids to dance with her. Not gonna happen. Tina was her shy, awkward self, especially when it came to meeting scary villains and checking out their butts. Louise had a great time with the other Belcher girls, the two members of her family she doesn't usually hang with if she has a choice.
But seriously people. Not So Scary is fantastic this year. Boo To You parade was so awesome the Belchers had to watch it twice! Great job, guys! And thanks to the performers who accentuated their butts to Tina. That was greatly appreciated. And then of course there's the Hocus Pocus show at the castle stage!! Like whoa. You guys. Even if you didn't grow up watching Hocus Pocus every day of your life (like me) you would still love this show. It's the best thing the Dinsey parks has put out in a looong time. Go see it!
So yeah. Crazy week. Even with all that going on, I still had to work, and I had to continue my horror movie watching. I'm watching one a day this month, remember? One movie I have to stress is The Final Girls. It's an homage to 80s slasher flicks (especially Friday the 13th), and it is so much fun! What sets it apart from the usual horror comedy is an unexpected emotional element. The flick wears its heart firmly on its sleeve, and that was mucho appreciated by this horror buff. If you haven't heard of the movie, look it up and check it out! Definitely worth the watch.
Oh, and if anyone knows who Debbie is, tell her Linda Belcher has a score to settle with her. DEBBIE!!!
1) Remember Christy, my awesome redhead babe who I drove at least 30 hours total to surprise for her birthday? Well she was in town this past week. So Tuesday evening a whole bunch of her closest friends met up with her at none other than the Ale House for drinks, eats, and fun. Mostly drinks of course. I mean... to see her!
The evening was so much fun! Tons of people (mostly fellow friends from Fantasmic) showed up to catch up with their dearly beloved friend. There was also kareoke, which we were not expecting. And as usual the locals stunk up the place with awful country music and slow songs that should just never be sung at kareoke ever. Really people? Kareoke is supposed to be fun. Don't take it so seriously! Says the guy who's currently lamenting people taking kareoke seriously. Don't worry though. Andie and I sang "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" to lighten the mood. It was awful! We rocked it.
2) The Enzian is showing mostly horror movies during the month of October (DER), and Wednesday night they were showing The Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, arguably the best of the sequels. So of course I had to go!
But before that I got to deal with... *drumroll please* Moore car problems! Because what's a day of fun without your car not cooperating? Fortunately I went to a really awesome garage just down the road. They were really personable. Way more personable than any garage has ever been to me. I really wish I could've afforded for them to fix my car then and there. But alas. It is October. Which means I have zero moolah.
Fortunately movies on the lawn at the Enzian are free! So my pff bff (Andie, der) and I enjoyed an incredibly campy 80s slasher flick despite Heather Langenkamp's awful acting. Seriously, girl. You were fine in the first Nightmare. What happened?? Oh well. You rock it a few years later in New Nightmare so all is forgiven.
3) NOT SO SCARY HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!
This year was the first time I attended the Magic Kingdom Halloween party since 2009. 6 whole years! Obviously this oversight had to be remedied. So the Belcher girls (from the best show ever "Bob's Burgers, and I don't even have time to explain it to you if you don't know what I'm talking about) got all gussied up and went out for girls' night!
Linda, Tina, and Louise had an absolute blast! Linda was her usual crazy self, making sure she stayed hydrated the whole time and trying to get her kids to dance with her. Not gonna happen. Tina was her shy, awkward self, especially when it came to meeting scary villains and checking out their butts. Louise had a great time with the other Belcher girls, the two members of her family she doesn't usually hang with if she has a choice.
But seriously people. Not So Scary is fantastic this year. Boo To You parade was so awesome the Belchers had to watch it twice! Great job, guys! And thanks to the performers who accentuated their butts to Tina. That was greatly appreciated. And then of course there's the Hocus Pocus show at the castle stage!! Like whoa. You guys. Even if you didn't grow up watching Hocus Pocus every day of your life (like me) you would still love this show. It's the best thing the Dinsey parks has put out in a looong time. Go see it!
So yeah. Crazy week. Even with all that going on, I still had to work, and I had to continue my horror movie watching. I'm watching one a day this month, remember? One movie I have to stress is The Final Girls. It's an homage to 80s slasher flicks (especially Friday the 13th), and it is so much fun! What sets it apart from the usual horror comedy is an unexpected emotional element. The flick wears its heart firmly on its sleeve, and that was mucho appreciated by this horror buff. If you haven't heard of the movie, look it up and check it out! Definitely worth the watch.
Oh, and if anyone knows who Debbie is, tell her Linda Belcher has a score to settle with her. DEBBIE!!!
10.14.2015
Toss Me In the Loony Bin
Here's Part Deux of my crazy week last week.
So you know how I bid adieu to JTA last week? There was a party for it last Monday at the Celebration Tavern, and it was oh so much fun! I couldn't stay all night though becaaause I had an all-night drive up to Germantown, Maryland to surprise my one and only redhead friend on her birthday!
As I've already said, my week was crazy. I am crazy. My friend Tish is crazy. We're both crazy. But spending all day Tuesday celebrating Christy's friendship was totally worth it!
We got in town around 1pm. Christy's fiancé Ryan had told her to wake up, clean up, and look nice so she knew something was happening. But the look on her face when she opened the door... she had no idea. It was awesome! She screamed and cried and startled some poor old woman walking up the stairs behind us. She held the two of us in a warm embrace and would not let go. It was wonderful.
Ryan had already asked us when he was planning the surprise if we wanted to see any of the DC sights. Both Tish and I said no. We were there to do whatever Christy wanted to do. Well we saw most of the DC sights anyway! We toured the American History Museum before walking along the National Mall, taking pictures in front of the Washington Monument, the White House, etc.
We had a delicious dinner at Clyde's before having a couple of drinks at the Iron Horse. I definitely recommend both, especially the latter. It has such a fun atmosphere. Also skeeball. You can't say no to skeeball! We also got a free backstage tour of the Sidney Harman Hall. Sooo yeah. It was a pretty awesome day.
Then there was the drive back home on Wednesday which wouldn't have been so bad if we had just stuck to the route we took driving up, but nooo. We had to be adventurous and cut through South Carolina highways. Bad idea. It's fun to laugh about it already so at least there's that. And I think I'm finally caught up on sleep so there's that too.
Anyway, I'm so happy we were able to surprise you for your birthday, babe! Thanks for an awesome 24 hours, and here's to seeing you for your 2nd magical 24-hour birthday surprise in a week!
So you know how I bid adieu to JTA last week? There was a party for it last Monday at the Celebration Tavern, and it was oh so much fun! I couldn't stay all night though becaaause I had an all-night drive up to Germantown, Maryland to surprise my one and only redhead friend on her birthday!
As I've already said, my week was crazy. I am crazy. My friend Tish is crazy. We're both crazy. But spending all day Tuesday celebrating Christy's friendship was totally worth it!
We got in town around 1pm. Christy's fiancé Ryan had told her to wake up, clean up, and look nice so she knew something was happening. But the look on her face when she opened the door... she had no idea. It was awesome! She screamed and cried and startled some poor old woman walking up the stairs behind us. She held the two of us in a warm embrace and would not let go. It was wonderful.
Ryan had already asked us when he was planning the surprise if we wanted to see any of the DC sights. Both Tish and I said no. We were there to do whatever Christy wanted to do. Well we saw most of the DC sights anyway! We toured the American History Museum before walking along the National Mall, taking pictures in front of the Washington Monument, the White House, etc.
We had a delicious dinner at Clyde's before having a couple of drinks at the Iron Horse. I definitely recommend both, especially the latter. It has such a fun atmosphere. Also skeeball. You can't say no to skeeball! We also got a free backstage tour of the Sidney Harman Hall. Sooo yeah. It was a pretty awesome day.
Then there was the drive back home on Wednesday which wouldn't have been so bad if we had just stuck to the route we took driving up, but nooo. We had to be adventurous and cut through South Carolina highways. Bad idea. It's fun to laugh about it already so at least there's that. And I think I'm finally caught up on sleep so there's that too.
Anyway, I'm so happy we were able to surprise you for your birthday, babe! Thanks for an awesome 24 hours, and here's to seeing you for your 2nd magical 24-hour birthday surprise in a week!
10.10.2015
Never Gonna Give You Up
I can't believe how far behind I am on this blog. It's October so life is crazy enough. Many things have happened this past week alone so first thing's first!
Sunday, October 4th was the last day of the Jedi Training Academy show at Hollywood Studios. Let me rephrase. The 4th was the last day of JTA as we know it. The show is closing to be "re-imagined", and the new version should be opening by the holiday season. Hopefully the new version will be bigger and better while keeping what made JTA such a popular show these past 10 years.
I was first introduced to the Jedi Training Academy family in 2007. At the time the show was only around for the annual Star Wars Weekends. In October it would join daily operations at MGM (it was still MGM at that point) Studios. That's when it took off and became the little show that could. Families planned their vacations around signing their children into this show. There's nothing more exciting than to see the looks on both kids' and their parents' faces when Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers appear. It's a pretty awesome feeling to say the least. I could not be more honored to have been a part of this show for the past 8 years.
Here's a shout out my awesome fellow cast and crew. You guys are some of my favorite people. Some I've known for years and not necessarily from JTA. Others I've met at JTA and become close friends. The point is, we've all become a tight-knit family. Sure there may be drama every now and then but what family doesn't have its spats here and there? We've remained close to each other through a lot. From having a closet for a breakroom to having no breakroom at all, from doing shows in the rain to performing in 100+ degree heat, and from our many cookouts at work to rocking it out kareoke style at Retro Room. Who knows where the future lies for us and for our show, but here's to many years of friendship and many, many Moore ;)
So yes. I'm going to miss this show very much, but I have so many wonderful memories that I can cherish forever. And who knows? Maybe I'll get the honor to perform in the "re-imagining". If not, just know this. I'm never gonna give you up!
Sunday, October 4th was the last day of the Jedi Training Academy show at Hollywood Studios. Let me rephrase. The 4th was the last day of JTA as we know it. The show is closing to be "re-imagined", and the new version should be opening by the holiday season. Hopefully the new version will be bigger and better while keeping what made JTA such a popular show these past 10 years.
I was first introduced to the Jedi Training Academy family in 2007. At the time the show was only around for the annual Star Wars Weekends. In October it would join daily operations at MGM (it was still MGM at that point) Studios. That's when it took off and became the little show that could. Families planned their vacations around signing their children into this show. There's nothing more exciting than to see the looks on both kids' and their parents' faces when Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers appear. It's a pretty awesome feeling to say the least. I could not be more honored to have been a part of this show for the past 8 years.
Here's a shout out my awesome fellow cast and crew. You guys are some of my favorite people. Some I've known for years and not necessarily from JTA. Others I've met at JTA and become close friends. The point is, we've all become a tight-knit family. Sure there may be drama every now and then but what family doesn't have its spats here and there? We've remained close to each other through a lot. From having a closet for a breakroom to having no breakroom at all, from doing shows in the rain to performing in 100+ degree heat, and from our many cookouts at work to rocking it out kareoke style at Retro Room. Who knows where the future lies for us and for our show, but here's to many years of friendship and many, many Moore ;)
So yes. I'm going to miss this show very much, but I have so many wonderful memories that I can cherish forever. And who knows? Maybe I'll get the honor to perform in the "re-imagining". If not, just know this. I'm never gonna give you up!
9.30.2015
I'm Going 38, Dan
Hey remember that one time I moved to Downtown Orlando and never looked back? No? Don't worry. This should jog your memory.
Everybody caught up? Awesome.
Nothing has changed. I still really love living downtown. Especially when terrific songs are recently released that get you super pumped up when you leave work and head home... to downtown... where you live.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx06XNfDvk0
Nooo not that "Downtown". That song is a classic, but if you recall, I said a "recently released" song that gets you "super pumped up".
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGhoLcsr8GA
THAT'S more like it!
Seriously y'all. If you need a great song to get your blood pumping look no further than this fun, genre-bending masterpiece.
These past couple of days leaving work you better believe once I got on the interstate I blasted this song through the speakers and sang along obnoxiously. It's completely over-the-top but it's so catchy and irresistable and I can't help but succumb to its awesomeness. So I'm simply spreading the love. Listen to Macklemore's "Downtown". Better yet watch the music video. Then purchase the song and play it on repeat and annoy everyone around you. You are all very welcome.
Everybody caught up? Awesome.
Nothing has changed. I still really love living downtown. Especially when terrific songs are recently released that get you super pumped up when you leave work and head home... to downtown... where you live.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx06XNfDvk0
Nooo not that "Downtown". That song is a classic, but if you recall, I said a "recently released" song that gets you "super pumped up".
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGhoLcsr8GA
THAT'S more like it!
Seriously y'all. If you need a great song to get your blood pumping look no further than this fun, genre-bending masterpiece.
These past couple of days leaving work you better believe once I got on the interstate I blasted this song through the speakers and sang along obnoxiously. It's completely over-the-top but it's so catchy and irresistable and I can't help but succumb to its awesomeness. So I'm simply spreading the love. Listen to Macklemore's "Downtown". Better yet watch the music video. Then purchase the song and play it on repeat and annoy everyone around you. You are all very welcome.
9.22.2015
The One NOT About Texas
I've been putting off a birthday/Texas update because I've been trying to figure out a way to add pictures to my blog from my iPad. Alas I still have no idea how to do such things. So today you will NOT hear about my amazing birthday week in the Lone Star state. Actually I have no idea when you will hear about that week. BUT! If you just absolutely have to know how incredible my week was, all you have to do is check out this link to my sistah gurl's blog. Her blog is so fancy. It doesn't look like a 2005 Xanga profile. Also she's quite possibly a better writer than I ever will be. So enjoy!
What I WILL talk about today is how frikkin excited I am for the Halloween season! That's right folks. Despite Orlando, Florida being a sunny, humid 90 degrees with a 105 degree heat index, the Halloween season is officially upon us. Both the Not So Scary parties at Magic Kingdom and Halloween Horror Nights at Universal have started, and I cannot wait to visit both of them.
I haven't attended a Not So Scary party in who knows how long. I believe the last time was with my family in 2009, and we all dressed like Black Eyed Peas. No, not the band. Actual black eyed peas. We all wore shirts with a giant P on them, and we all put black makeup around one eye. That's the kind of creative costumes the Moore family comes up with at the last minute. Be jealous.
Anyway I'm really excited to attend the party. I don't know if you've heard or not, but there's a new show at the castle stage this year. The Sanderson sisters from Disney's Hocus Pocus are showing up for the first time EVER. Good for Disney for finally realizing what a big deal these three are to so many people. I will admit I never watched Hocus Pocus growing up. It just isn't a movie the Moore family owned. However, despite how completely silly it is, it's grown on me over the years. And I have many friends performing in the show. So I am most excited to watch it!
Then of course there's Halloween Horror Nights. Which is just awesome. I don't think there's anything more to say about that.
OH! And all the horror movies!!! I've already started watching them of course. I watched all four Scream movies this past week. I love that series so much. Once October starts I'm going to watch at least one horror movie a day. I'll keep you posted.
So yeah. I'm gonna go now. *chants repeatedly* This is Halloween... Halloween, Halloween, HALLOWEEN!!!
What I WILL talk about today is how frikkin excited I am for the Halloween season! That's right folks. Despite Orlando, Florida being a sunny, humid 90 degrees with a 105 degree heat index, the Halloween season is officially upon us. Both the Not So Scary parties at Magic Kingdom and Halloween Horror Nights at Universal have started, and I cannot wait to visit both of them.
I haven't attended a Not So Scary party in who knows how long. I believe the last time was with my family in 2009, and we all dressed like Black Eyed Peas. No, not the band. Actual black eyed peas. We all wore shirts with a giant P on them, and we all put black makeup around one eye. That's the kind of creative costumes the Moore family comes up with at the last minute. Be jealous.
Anyway I'm really excited to attend the party. I don't know if you've heard or not, but there's a new show at the castle stage this year. The Sanderson sisters from Disney's Hocus Pocus are showing up for the first time EVER. Good for Disney for finally realizing what a big deal these three are to so many people. I will admit I never watched Hocus Pocus growing up. It just isn't a movie the Moore family owned. However, despite how completely silly it is, it's grown on me over the years. And I have many friends performing in the show. So I am most excited to watch it!
Then of course there's Halloween Horror Nights. Which is just awesome. I don't think there's anything more to say about that.
OH! And all the horror movies!!! I've already started watching them of course. I watched all four Scream movies this past week. I love that series so much. Once October starts I'm going to watch at least one horror movie a day. I'll keep you posted.
So yeah. I'm gonna go now. *chants repeatedly* This is Halloween... Halloween, Halloween, HALLOWEEN!!!
8.31.2015
Birthday! Vacation! Update!
I'm a huge weirdo who, even though I turn the big 3-0 next year, doesn't make a big deal about my age. I actually look forward to my birthday every year. So bring it, adulthood!
Speaking of birthdays, mine is in TWO DAYS!!!
I'm very excited. I'm headed out to Texas for the first time since I remember. I've been once. When I was 2. So yeah. I'm pretty stoked. I'm flying into San Antonio to sightsee but mostly to be obnoxious at the Alamo and ask where the basement is. I'm sure they never get that. From there I'm headed up to Houston to visit my Sistah Gurl and freddiefriend in their relatively new hometown. She has promised ALL the best food Texas has to offer while he has a list of ALL the breweries we have to visit. It's gonna be the BEST!
I'm also gonna update my blog at some point in the near future. Ya know so it doesn't look like my Xanga profile from 2005. So look for that coming up soon.
Also are you ready? Get excited. Because the Halloween season is upon us! So prepare yourselves for a lot of obnoxious posts about horror movies and Halloween parties and whatever amazing costumes my Pff Bff and I decide to wear this year.
Basically you aren't even ready for the awesomeness that is about to strike. But it's happening anyway. HUZZAH!
8.29.2015
Summer's Top 5
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Most of the movie sites I follow post a Top 10 list by the end of the summer. Seeing as I am but a peasant I haven't seen enough movies to form a Top 10. So instead I shall now present to you Joe Moore's Top 5 favorite films from the summer of 2015.
Most of the movie sites I follow post a Top 10 list by the end of the summer. Seeing as I am but a peasant I haven't seen enough movies to form a Top 10. So instead I shall now present to you Joe Moore's Top 5 favorite films from the summer of 2015.
5) The Gift
The trailers made this captivating thriller look like a typical psycho revenge flick a la Single White Female. I can assure you it is anything but. There is no black and white here. Each character is drawn out enough that you understand where each is coming from. That's all I will say. A remarkable, engrossing dramatic thriller from first-time writer/director Joel Edgerton.
4) Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
I just watched this pulsating action-thriller this afternoon so it may be too soon to add this in my Top 5 but screw it. It engaged me and kept me on the edge of my seat the entire ride. I'd even go as far as to say it's better than Ghost Protocol, but that would be pushing it. Cruise is still a superstar, but his female co-star Rebecca Ferguson sure gives him a run for his money.
3) Inside Out
This charming family flick is definitely a return to form for Pixar after a few so-so entries. While maybe not as good as Wall-E or Up, this film ingeniously takes us on a journey inside the human mind. And just like any good Pixar movie, it tugs on the heart strings along the way. Great voice cast too!
2) Trainwreck
I've always enjoyed Judd Apatow's movies. If slightly overlong (and this movie continues that trend) there's something hilarious and real he brings to his films. And this is no exception. Plus he has the hilarious Amy Schumer as his writer/star. The two work wonders together. This flick is hilarious, sweet, raunchy, and adorable all at once. Loved it!
But the top goes to...
1) Mad Max: Fury Road
As if any other movie could possibly measure up to this instant action classic. George Miller's return to his roots is without a doubt the best movie of the year. It's a non-stop, balls-to-the-wall, over-the-top, adrenaline rush. Tom Hardy seamlessly steps into the role that made Mel Gibson a star, but this movie belongs to Charlize Theron. Her Furiosa's heroine ranks right up there with Ripley and Sarah Connor. Talk about impressive! I can't wait to watch his endlessly entertaining flick when it collides into stores next week!
So there ya go. There are many movies I still have yet to see. Hopefully I can catch them before the end of the year. Until then, what are some of your favorite flicks so far this year? Let me know, and I'll see you at the movies!
8.09.2015
It's My Passion. Passion!
I've been working on my main screenplay a lot lately. Which is awesome! Over the past few years, I would pick it up and write for a couple of weeks or so only to put it down and not work on it for months at a time. The last time I completed a draft was in 2009. 6 years ago. That's ridiculous!
This time around I decided my screenplay needed a severe makeover. I started from scratch. I pinpointed who these characters were, their past, present, and goals for the future. I discarded unnecessary plot points. Anything that didn't have to do with the protagonist and his story was tossed out the window.
So here's what I have:
"Following the death of his father, high-school senior
Peter Matthews isn't happy. He goes to school, works a
dull job, goes to bed, etc. It takes the help of
fellow classmate Sarah (along with his sister Liz and
friends) to help him realize what's missing in his life."
Not the most original or even very exciting plot line, I know. I also know the teenage coming-of-age genre is extremely crowded lately. It's Peter's journey to happiness that makes the story. I've sprinkled little details from my personal high school experiences into the script. Peter is a introverted kid with an unabashed love for 80s music and Spider-Man. He works as a cashier at a grocery store. His sister and her friends are ballet dancers who are very witty and always on their toes. I've also decided the story will be set in the spring of 2005, the year that I graduated high school. So there will be topical references sprinkled throughout the tale. The soundtrack will include lots of 80s tunes but also alternative songs from the turn of the century.
Basically it's going to be awesome. I'm really excited to be writing again! It's been far too long since I've enjoyed the writing process. The goal right now is to finish this draft. Then go from there. Who knows? Maybe this script will find its way on the big screen someday <GASP>! Whatever happens, I'll keep you posted.
This time around I decided my screenplay needed a severe makeover. I started from scratch. I pinpointed who these characters were, their past, present, and goals for the future. I discarded unnecessary plot points. Anything that didn't have to do with the protagonist and his story was tossed out the window.
So here's what I have:
"Following the death of his father, high-school senior
Peter Matthews isn't happy. He goes to school, works a
dull job, goes to bed, etc. It takes the help of
fellow classmate Sarah (along with his sister Liz and
friends) to help him realize what's missing in his life."
Not the most original or even very exciting plot line, I know. I also know the teenage coming-of-age genre is extremely crowded lately. It's Peter's journey to happiness that makes the story. I've sprinkled little details from my personal high school experiences into the script. Peter is a introverted kid with an unabashed love for 80s music and Spider-Man. He works as a cashier at a grocery store. His sister and her friends are ballet dancers who are very witty and always on their toes. I've also decided the story will be set in the spring of 2005, the year that I graduated high school. So there will be topical references sprinkled throughout the tale. The soundtrack will include lots of 80s tunes but also alternative songs from the turn of the century.
Basically it's going to be awesome. I'm really excited to be writing again! It's been far too long since I've enjoyed the writing process. The goal right now is to finish this draft. Then go from there. Who knows? Maybe this script will find its way on the big screen someday <GASP>! Whatever happens, I'll keep you posted.
7.30.2015
Playing Catch-Up
Whoa. As per usual Joe Moore style, I have neglected my blog these past few months. I was doing really well there for a while. Over a year! That must be a new record. Anyway fret not for I have returned. Woo!
Here's a Cliffnotes version of these past few months:
1) The house is great! Moving in had its hiccups. Big hiccups actually. But excluding the occasional terrifying bug encounter things are fine now. It looks like somebody actually lives here rather than just squatting haha.
2) This summer my schedule is all over the place. I'm performing in Fantasmic, Hollywood Studios' nighttime show, four nights a week. Then Disney schedules me whatever they want around those four nights. While the variety in nice, I wouldn't mind a schedule that's more set in stone. Here's hoping I get that in the fall.
3) I was in a relationship for three months. The first two months were great! Unfortunately the last month was not. I'm not ashamed to talk about it, but I don't want to get into it on here. It was nice to be in a relationship again. For now it's back to the single life. Nuthin wrong with that!
4) I'm back to writing again! Not just on here. I'm working hard on my coming-of-age screenplay. It was time for a fresh start. I went all the way back to the beginning of the writing process. We're talking character and plot development. I'm already about halfway done. My main focus is to get through this draft. I haven't finished a draft since 2009 because I have this really irritating need to fix things as I write. Such is the curse of being a perfectionist. Gotta muscle through it. It's gonna be fun!
I suppose that's the gist of things. I have a lot of thoughts about the future, but I've talked about them on here before. I'm slowly but surely moving on with my life. I'll keep everybody updated of course. Until next time, peace!
Here's a Cliffnotes version of these past few months:
1) The house is great! Moving in had its hiccups. Big hiccups actually. But excluding the occasional terrifying bug encounter things are fine now. It looks like somebody actually lives here rather than just squatting haha.
2) This summer my schedule is all over the place. I'm performing in Fantasmic, Hollywood Studios' nighttime show, four nights a week. Then Disney schedules me whatever they want around those four nights. While the variety in nice, I wouldn't mind a schedule that's more set in stone. Here's hoping I get that in the fall.
3) I was in a relationship for three months. The first two months were great! Unfortunately the last month was not. I'm not ashamed to talk about it, but I don't want to get into it on here. It was nice to be in a relationship again. For now it's back to the single life. Nuthin wrong with that!
4) I'm back to writing again! Not just on here. I'm working hard on my coming-of-age screenplay. It was time for a fresh start. I went all the way back to the beginning of the writing process. We're talking character and plot development. I'm already about halfway done. My main focus is to get through this draft. I haven't finished a draft since 2009 because I have this really irritating need to fix things as I write. Such is the curse of being a perfectionist. Gotta muscle through it. It's gonna be fun!
I suppose that's the gist of things. I have a lot of thoughts about the future, but I've talked about them on here before. I'm slowly but surely moving on with my life. I'll keep everybody updated of course. Until next time, peace!
3.12.2015
House Hunters Orlando
For the past couple of months, the Sexy Ketchup Factory has been looking to change locations. That's right folks. Andie and I are moving out of our apartment of the past two years. (If you have to ask what a "Sexy Ketchup Factory" is, go watch Bob's Burgers on Netflix. I simply don't have time to explain the awesomeness of that show.) We were both kinda bummed because this has been a great apartment in a great location. We just couldn't afford to renew our lease in April. Wah wah. So a'house hunting we went!
There were the usual inconveniences of course. Houses were already taken, and the owner/agent had forgotten to take down the listing. Some places never responded to our inquiries. Others we found turned out to be a scam. We found one house online that was in a great location with a dream price. We drove by and called the realtor who apologized and informed us that the property was for sale and it was for A LOT of money. Good thing we checked before continuing with that place!
Once March came around, most of what we were finding was a lot of 2/1's. Andie and I agreed that as long as the house was in a good neighborhood and the one bathroom was big enough, that wouldn't be such a bad idea.
Last Friday (which is basically my Monday at work) I was browsing through housing options online when I found a 2/2 smack dab in the middle of our price range. It was only 10 minutes from where we live now, and it was right behind an absolutely delicious market we've visited. I texted Andie about it right away.
She got to see it first. She fell in love with it. The next day I had time to run by. Of course I loved it too. It was a little smaller than our apartment now, but there would be more storage space than we've had in a while. It would also need a little love, but that's something both Andie and I are good at so we decided to move forward...
...only to find the deposit was steep. Like wayyy more than we ever intended to spend. Cue exponential amounts of stress on both our parts. We agreed we didn't want to go back to square one, and after figuring out our finances for the next month, we decided to carry on.
Once March came around, most of what we were finding was a lot of 2/1's. Andie and I agreed that as long as the house was in a good neighborhood and the one bathroom was big enough, that wouldn't be such a bad idea.
Last Friday (which is basically my Monday at work) I was browsing through housing options online when I found a 2/2 smack dab in the middle of our price range. It was only 10 minutes from where we live now, and it was right behind an absolutely delicious market we've visited. I texted Andie about it right away.
She got to see it first. She fell in love with it. The next day I had time to run by. Of course I loved it too. It was a little smaller than our apartment now, but there would be more storage space than we've had in a while. It would also need a little love, but that's something both Andie and I are good at so we decided to move forward...
...only to find the deposit was steep. Like wayyy more than we ever intended to spend. Cue exponential amounts of stress on both our parts. We agreed we didn't want to go back to square one, and after figuring out our finances for the next month, we decided to carry on.
TIME FOR MOORE STRESS!
We met with the landlord on Tuesday with our applications. He was a cool guy, but it was clear he wanted the deposit money ASAP. He was nice enough to let us distribute the amount for the next couple of weeks so that lifted a burden off our chests for half a second. Then he informed us that he would be showing the house the next day, and if these people had the deposit money in full that he would be giving the place to them. We smiled and agreed that was more than fair though I know on the inside both of us were screaming.
Now was time to scramble for more money. I was almost ready to sell myself on the streets. I live downtown. It would totally work. Or maybe my parents could help? Neither of us had any idea what to do. We did not want to let this place slip through our fingers. Before we let ourselves get too carried away worrying about where to pull out some nonexistent money, the landlord was already calling us. He had already run our applications, and our credit scores were good. He said we really seemed like good, honest kids and that we could just consider the house ours.
WHOA!!!
Yup. That was definitely a "Joey" whoa right there. Andie was screaming. I was in shock. I think I still am today. I mean both our budgets for this month are super tight. I know I can't spend any extra money at all. But ya know what, that house is ours! We won't be homeless or living in a van down by the river! This news definitely calls for a celebration, and I know exactly how to do that: drinking water and playing 80s/90s trivia. Good times ahead, y'all. Good times.
3.05.2015
Wizards With Wi
I've been living in Orlando for essentially 8 years now. You would think that hanging out at Universal Studios wouldn't be such a big deal. But gurl you would be mistaken! Today I got to have a Universal play day with my sister from another mister, and let me tell you, there were shenanigans for all!1) Other than attending Halloween Horror Nights every year since I've lived here in Orlando, I had not visited Universal since 2011. That is 4 years ago. FOUR YEARS.
2) My friend Wi texted me a couple of weeks ago saying she'd be in Orlando for a conference. I got super excited! What's that? What is a "Wi"? Let me explain. Wayyy back in the day, when I was a wee teenager dancing at The Studio, there were many MANY young ladies named Laura, two of whom were in my class. So we called them by the first initial of their last names. There was a Woo, short for Wootton and a Wi, short for Williams. Make sense? I hope so because we're moving on.
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| WI! This will be 9 years ago this summer. NINE YEARS. |
Wi and I decided it would be easiest to meet at Universal and have a play day. Which is perfect because (as I said before, you may recall) I haven't visited the Universal parks in yeeears! The parks opened up a new Harry Potter section last year that I still had yet to see. So yeah that was definitely what Wi and I were doing today.
Btw, thank you Aaron for getting us into the parks today. We need to have a drinking night or a video game night (or both!!) sometime soon.
So with great excitement I attempted to get some sleep last night. HA! What a laugh. I maybe slept for four hours. I hadn't felt this excited about visiting a theme park since last summer when the family visited Disneyland for the first time ever. (And what a coincidink, Wi was there for that too!) This is a pretty big feat too because I don't get excited about visiting theme parks. It's Florida. It's hot. I hate hot. But I couldn't wait to be first years together with Wi!! It was going to be so much fun!
And it WAS so much fun!! We had a lot to do before attending our first year at Hogwarts. We had a get our robes and our wands and our animals!! Okay not really. But we did to go Gringotts to pull out some money, and while we were there some Death Eaters arrived along with He Who Shall Not Be Named. It was scurry. Okay not really. Escape from Gringotts was alright, but Diagon Alley was absolutely amazing! And so was King's Cross. And so was walking onto Platform 9 3/4. Just... gah. I was freaking out! On the inside of course. I rarely freak out for real, but on the inside I was Aunt Sue from SNL. It was all so cool! Kudos on the design team to put it all together so quickly and so magnificently. Now if only Disney could follow suit.. *ahem* 
So yeah. There was Butterbeer and chocolate frogs and flying cars and dementors and spiders (EEK!) and dragons and hippogriffs! Whoa. That was all in the first hour. There was also lots of screaming but mostly giggling on ALL the roller coasters (not roller coaster-type rides) that Universal has to offer. You see, neither Wi nor myself scream during thrill rides like normal people. No. We laugh. Hysterically. And it's awesome. We also apparently attract wannabe theme park know-it-alls and cheer squads wearing nothing but tanks and spanx. Guh-ross.
*sigh* It was all such a fun time. Oh! On the way out we had to ride an oldie but a goodie... The Mummy ride! Do not fret, people. It is just as fantastic as it was when I first rode it back in 2007. That ride will never get old. Just like those movies. So cheesy. So horrible. So awesome! Okay enough chit chat. Here are a few pictures. You are all so welcome!
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| Just as excited (or scared) whether it's going to Hogwarts or meeting a fire-breathing dragon |
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| There are some GEMS in this picture *please note the screaming child in front* |
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| Yes there are things to do at Universal beyond Harry Potter. Just ask the happiest nerd alive.
Yes today was so good! Yes you should all be jealous. Yes I do have to wake up in three hours to go to work all day. Thank you so much for asking! Am I tired? Of course not! Today was way too much fun, and I can't wait until I have another park day like this soon. Hopefully it's sooner than four years from now. Urgh okay now I'm just blabbering. Off to bed with thee! I leave you with one picture from Teen Girl Squad just because it's...
DEUCES!!
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2.18.2015
Come Sunday Night
The 87th Academy Awards are on Sunday night, and I could not be any more excited. I'm so excited I forgot to use a pun just now. Weird!
The Oscars have been a big deal to me ever since I was a teenager. When I still lived at home, Sunday night was family night. After church let out around 7, the family would either get pizza or Chinese on the way home, and then eat and watch a movie in the den. Always fun times. Once I became a full-on movie buff, there was one night of the year that I didn't want to watch a movie. I wanted to watch the Oscars. I didn't always win over the family vote, but if I didn't I had my own room right off the den where I could go watch the Oscars all by my lonesome, thank you very much. So Joe Moore usually won either way. Kudos me.
I still haven't caught all the Oscar nominated films from this past year, but that's okay. I've seen almost all the ones I absolutely had to see. As long as Birdman and Boyhood walk away with a few wins, I will be more than content. What I want to chat about now is some of my own personal opinions on who was snubbed this year.
Keira Knightley - Begin Again
Sure, she got a Best Supporting nod for The Imitation Game, and that's great because she was wonderful, and it's been a few years since the Academy honored her work. However I feel the role Knightley truly shined in this past year is her starring role here. She gives dimension to what could've been a one-note role. She's more spirited and fun than she has been in years, and who knew she could sing?! She should've at least gotten a Golden Globe nomination. But it has been a busy year in the Lead Actress category.
Speaking of which!
Emily Blunt - Into the Woods
As I said, this category was swamped. Blunt did get a Golden Globe nomination for her wonderful work here, and I'm very happy for that. Unfortunately the Academy forgot about her. I hate that because I feel Blunt was better than Meryl Streep (sorry, Meryl). I do realize Meryl was nominated in the Supporting Actress category. The truth is there wasn't as much competition there. Also! Where did Marion Cotillard come from? I love her, but has anyone seen Two Days, One Night? No. So if anyone deserved that fifth spot at the Academy Awards, it was Emily Blunt.
The Lego Movie - Best Animated Feature
I don't think there's too much to say here. Everyone was shocked when the nominations were released, and last year's best family film was nowhere to be found. Just typing this right now makes me upset and confused all over again. At least the directors had a good sense of humor about the snub. One of them tweeted a picture of a Lego Oscar saying, "It's okay. I made my own." Pure class.
Bret McKenzie - his music in Muppets Most Wanted
I realize not most critics liked the Muppets follow-up to their 2012 comeback. While it wasn't great, it was still fun. I enjoyed McKenzie's musical work better here. Sure, there was nothing as good as "Man or Muppet", but most of the songs were pretty catchy. My favorite was Constantine's serenade to Miss Piggy, "I'll Get You What You Want". It's so 70s and so hilarious, and I hate that it didn't get more attention. *sings "You want an Oscar nomination? Er... I'll see what I can do...* Don't worry, Bret. I still love your song.
One final snub!
anything for Nightcrawler
The Academy is a bunch of old sniffs. They hate anything that isn't dramatic or British or stuffy or whatever. This film is brilliant. Jake Gyllenhaal is better here than he has been in years. Rene Russo proves she still has what it takes. I understand why this thriller didn't get more Academy attention, but I definitely wish it had.
Okay that's a wrap. I can't wait until Sunday night. See you all at the movies!
The Oscars have been a big deal to me ever since I was a teenager. When I still lived at home, Sunday night was family night. After church let out around 7, the family would either get pizza or Chinese on the way home, and then eat and watch a movie in the den. Always fun times. Once I became a full-on movie buff, there was one night of the year that I didn't want to watch a movie. I wanted to watch the Oscars. I didn't always win over the family vote, but if I didn't I had my own room right off the den where I could go watch the Oscars all by my lonesome, thank you very much. So Joe Moore usually won either way. Kudos me.
I still haven't caught all the Oscar nominated films from this past year, but that's okay. I've seen almost all the ones I absolutely had to see. As long as Birdman and Boyhood walk away with a few wins, I will be more than content. What I want to chat about now is some of my own personal opinions on who was snubbed this year.
Keira Knightley - Begin Again
Sure, she got a Best Supporting nod for The Imitation Game, and that's great because she was wonderful, and it's been a few years since the Academy honored her work. However I feel the role Knightley truly shined in this past year is her starring role here. She gives dimension to what could've been a one-note role. She's more spirited and fun than she has been in years, and who knew she could sing?! She should've at least gotten a Golden Globe nomination. But it has been a busy year in the Lead Actress category.
Speaking of which!
Emily Blunt - Into the Woods
As I said, this category was swamped. Blunt did get a Golden Globe nomination for her wonderful work here, and I'm very happy for that. Unfortunately the Academy forgot about her. I hate that because I feel Blunt was better than Meryl Streep (sorry, Meryl). I do realize Meryl was nominated in the Supporting Actress category. The truth is there wasn't as much competition there. Also! Where did Marion Cotillard come from? I love her, but has anyone seen Two Days, One Night? No. So if anyone deserved that fifth spot at the Academy Awards, it was Emily Blunt.
The Lego Movie - Best Animated Feature
I don't think there's too much to say here. Everyone was shocked when the nominations were released, and last year's best family film was nowhere to be found. Just typing this right now makes me upset and confused all over again. At least the directors had a good sense of humor about the snub. One of them tweeted a picture of a Lego Oscar saying, "It's okay. I made my own." Pure class.
Bret McKenzie - his music in Muppets Most Wanted
I realize not most critics liked the Muppets follow-up to their 2012 comeback. While it wasn't great, it was still fun. I enjoyed McKenzie's musical work better here. Sure, there was nothing as good as "Man or Muppet", but most of the songs were pretty catchy. My favorite was Constantine's serenade to Miss Piggy, "I'll Get You What You Want". It's so 70s and so hilarious, and I hate that it didn't get more attention. *sings "You want an Oscar nomination? Er... I'll see what I can do...* Don't worry, Bret. I still love your song.
One final snub!
anything for Nightcrawler
The Academy is a bunch of old sniffs. They hate anything that isn't dramatic or British or stuffy or whatever. This film is brilliant. Jake Gyllenhaal is better here than he has been in years. Rene Russo proves she still has what it takes. I understand why this thriller didn't get more Academy attention, but I definitely wish it had.
Okay that's a wrap. I can't wait until Sunday night. See you all at the movies!
2.10.2015
To Be Concluded
I know everyone has been dying to know the #1 most exciting thing happening in my life from my previous post. If you haven't read said post, please click here to peruse about my oh exciting life. But don't worry. It gets much better. So without further ado...
1) I'M LEARNING FANTASMIC!!!
For the unaware, Fantasmic is Hollywood Studios' nighttime spectacular. It's been my favorite show on property since I was but a wee CP back in 2007. I remember the first time I went with some of my training friends to see the show. It was unlike anything I had ever seen. The story, the effects, the performers. It all looked like so much fun!
I went to see show A LOT back then. Ya know, when going to the parks was a new thing for me and the crowds didn't bother me. Whether hanging with my training group friends, taking my family to see it, or going to see the one and only Lizz James perform, watching Fantasmic was always a lot of fun. I have a ton of pictures but mostly of us goofing around in the audience before show. Ya know because that's how I roll.
There was one specific night that I was there with the fam and our best friend/might-as-well-be-sister Caroline. Emily, Caroline, and I were sitting behind these really annoying, super obnoxious girls who were way too hyped up on Coke or sugar or something. They were taking a lot of silly pictures, and this was in the days before smart phones. So they're sitting there taking pictures with their cameras upside down. Naturally we followed suit. Thus the upside-down Fant shot was born.
While attending the parks has lost its luster in the past few years, it is fun to go back to reminisce. I went to see the show a few weeks ago because it was my babe Christy's last performance ever before she moved up to D.C. I found myself getting a little choked up not only because I was overwhelmed with emotion but also because Disney has a sneaky way of cutting into you and breaking your ice cold heart.
That was the first time I had seen show since at least 2011 so it had definitely been a while. Unless you count when I saw Fantasmic at Disneyland with my family last summer. Many people prefer the Disneyland show to the one at Walt Disney World, and while I mostly agree with them (the Peter Pan segment is ten times better than WDW's stupid Pocahontas scene), it was really odd seeing Mickey pop up on Tom Sawyer's cabin rather than on an enormous mountain.
I did feel realllly bad for all the Operations cast members. You see, at Disneyland, Fantasmic is set up right in the middle of Frontierland. There's no giant amphitheater separated from the rest of the park. Everyone just kinda files in and hopes to get a good spot to stand and watch show. Meanwhile Ops is trying to get everyone who isn't watching to get outta the way before the show starts. It was kinda stressful watching the scene. Once the show started, I quickly forgot about it all. I just wanna say, good for you Disneyland Ops.
Oh right. This post is about me learning the show! (It's a good thing this is a separate update.) I never in my wildest dreams expected to get the phone call saying I had rehearsals coming up soon. I almost asked if they had the right number. They did though! I just had my orientation the other day. It was really surreal walking around backstage and on the island. I couldn't believe I was standing on the stage of this show I've come to love. I'm incredibly honored to be learning a show that's been near and dear to my heart for many years. I cannot wait until I'm approved and performing for everybody. So you all better come see me ;) peace!
1) I'M LEARNING FANTASMIC!!!
For the unaware, Fantasmic is Hollywood Studios' nighttime spectacular. It's been my favorite show on property since I was but a wee CP back in 2007. I remember the first time I went with some of my training friends to see the show. It was unlike anything I had ever seen. The story, the effects, the performers. It all looked like so much fun!
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| I'm really glad we survived Zombie girl's attack |
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| We're awesome |
While attending the parks has lost its luster in the past few years, it is fun to go back to reminisce. I went to see the show a few weeks ago because it was my babe Christy's last performance ever before she moved up to D.C. I found myself getting a little choked up not only because I was overwhelmed with emotion but also because Disney has a sneaky way of cutting into you and breaking your ice cold heart.
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| Still doing it |
I did feel realllly bad for all the Operations cast members. You see, at Disneyland, Fantasmic is set up right in the middle of Frontierland. There's no giant amphitheater separated from the rest of the park. Everyone just kinda files in and hopes to get a good spot to stand and watch show. Meanwhile Ops is trying to get everyone who isn't watching to get outta the way before the show starts. It was kinda stressful watching the scene. Once the show started, I quickly forgot about it all. I just wanna say, good for you Disneyland Ops.
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| The "Joe Moore" smirk. Created at Fant. |
Oh right. This post is about me learning the show! (It's a good thing this is a separate update.) I never in my wildest dreams expected to get the phone call saying I had rehearsals coming up soon. I almost asked if they had the right number. They did though! I just had my orientation the other day. It was really surreal walking around backstage and on the island. I couldn't believe I was standing on the stage of this show I've come to love. I'm incredibly honored to be learning a show that's been near and dear to my heart for many years. I cannot wait until I'm approved and performing for everybody. So you all better come see me ;) peace!
2.03.2015
Left Shark's Rad Assault
I just sat down to work on my screenplay. Then I remembered I'm having a serious case of writers' block. So I'll worry about that later. In the meantime I thought, "Why not post a blog update?" You are all very welcome.
Okay they're not new friends. I know them from the Jedi Training Academy at Hollywood Studios. It's just very rare that I see them outside work. So when I got the invite to play a Star Wars board game with them, I jumped on the opportunity! The game in question is Star Wars Imperial Assault, and I didn't play so much as watch the other guys play. It sucked me in immediately despite the fact that A New Hope was playing in the background. Joe Moore chose watching people play a strategy game over watching a movie? Better believe it! It was a fun night, and we should do it again very soon. You listening, JTA peeps? Good.
I may or may not have watched this year just because Katy Perry was the halftime show. For those who don't know I kinda love her. I love how over the top she is, and she doesn't apologize for it. She's fantastic, and her halftime show was fantastic. Especially the "Teenage Dream/California Gurls" scene. Yup, that bit with the talking palm trees, surfboards, beach balls, and those SHARKS. Those sharks were the true MVP that night. Of course Missy Elliot stole the show, but you did good, Katy Perry. Much better than those Seahawks did with that last call. Oy.
This past week has consisted of many things.
4) Hanging with new friends.
Okay they're not new friends. I know them from the Jedi Training Academy at Hollywood Studios. It's just very rare that I see them outside work. So when I got the invite to play a Star Wars board game with them, I jumped on the opportunity! The game in question is Star Wars Imperial Assault, and I didn't play so much as watch the other guys play. It sucked me in immediately despite the fact that A New Hope was playing in the background. Joe Moore chose watching people play a strategy game over watching a movie? Better believe it! It was a fun night, and we should do it again very soon. You listening, JTA peeps? Good.
3) The Super Bowl.
I've never been much of a sports guy, but I have watched the Super Bowl every year since 2009. Kudos me. Thanks to my former roomie John for getting me hooked. I'm glad the game that year was a great one otherwise I probably wouldn't have this new(ish) tradition.
I may or may not have watched this year just because Katy Perry was the halftime show. For those who don't know I kinda love her. I love how over the top she is, and she doesn't apologize for it. She's fantastic, and her halftime show was fantastic. Especially the "Teenage Dream/California Gurls" scene. Yup, that bit with the talking palm trees, surfboards, beach balls, and those SHARKS. Those sharks were the true MVP that night. Of course Missy Elliot stole the show, but you did good, Katy Perry. Much better than those Seahawks did with that last call. Oy.
2) SNL Californians.
Yet me explain my latest obsession. The other day at work, my partner in crime was this totally rad chick from Marina Del Ray. Or somewhere from Southern California. I was too busy giggling to hear where she's from. I'm a really nice guy, I know. Anyway, her accent reminded me of the SNL skits with Fred Armisen and Kristen Wiig. So I watched said skits for the remainder of the afternoon. I sat there on the other end of the couch giggling to myself. I then proceeded to create a pretty epic picture using ClipArt. I'm no graphic design artist, but it's pretty hilarious if I do say so myself.
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| Look at this mirror. It's totally jammed. |
1) What's number one, you may ask? Number one just so happens to be the subject of my next post. So keep an eye out! It's pretty exciting stuff.
