1.20.2017

Start Out With A BANG

Oh hellooo!

First things' first. Have you watched Sing Street yet? No? Stop reading right now and watch it. I MEAN IT.

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Is it over? Wasn't it fantastic?! Ahem, okay let's move ahead.

This year is really starting out with a bang. Let me explain what I mean. I work in the mornings at Target... whatever. Then sometimes I have time to nap in the afternoon before spending the rest of my day at the theatre. And boy oh boy are we swamped this time of year!

I'm rehearsing for "One Slight Hitch" which opens the first weekend of February. We are starting our full runs off book this next week. Yikes! We've got a great cast, and I spend the majority of the show in a rain slicker and boxers. So if that isn't reason enough to see it I don't know what is!

I'm also choreographing for "Godspell". I'm not as close to the cast as I was with the "Addams" cast, but I'm hoping that changes in February after "Hitch" is over. I've already set a couple of numbers for the show, and from what I've seen it's going to be a lot of fun!

We also have a Gala TOMORROW NIGHT showcasing our upcoming 2017-2018 season. We've spent the past two weeks or so rehearsing skits and songs for that ON TOP OF all the other rehearsals going on. So yeah it's been quite a lot. I'm in a skit from "The Kitchen Witches". If you haven't heard of it, look it up. It's really funny! Then I get to sing in the opening number for "Evil Dead: The Musical". If you know me at all you know I'm' a huge horror nut. Evil Dead is one of my absolute favorites, and the musical version is pretty frikkin hilarious. I'm honored to even sing one number from the show.

So yeah. That's Target, theatre... what else? Somewhere in all that I found time to teach a few dance classes. Sure it's hectic but you know what? I'm used to hectic. It sure beats sitting around at home like I was doing when I first moved back home last March. Jeez it's almost been a year since I left Orlando. That's crazy.

Oh! Oscar nominations come out... I believe next Tuesday morning. I'm still wayyy behind on catching those flicks, but I have a month or so to catch up. AND now most of the films that will be nominated are actually playing nearby. Makes it slightly easier to check them out. So there's THAT!

Before I go, I know that today is the start of a very scary four years. Take your minds of that! by wishing a very special movie a very happy 11th anniversary.

Remember, We're All In This Together!

1.02.2017

Top 10 of 2016

First things first...


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Before we move on from the trials and tribulations that was 2016, let's look back at Joe Moore's favorite flicks from the year. Note: as with every year, there were a number of films I did not see. Huge hits such as Doctor Strange and Moana? Didn't see them. Oscar hopefuls such as Manchester By the Sea? Never came to my area. Also note: while there were many good horror flicks this past year, none of them were GREAT at least in this guy's useless opinion. Let's get started!

Honorable Mention: 
     Star Trek Beyond - Much better than Into Darkness, this third entry in the Trek canon feels like an episode of the show, and I mean that in the best possible way.
     The Nice Guys - Thank you, Shane Black, for what I think is the most underrated flick of the year. It's a fun homage to the action-comedy buddy genre (which Black is known for) set in the swingin' 70s. If you haven't already, check it out!

Okay! On to the actual list!

10) (tie) Nocturnal Animals/Swiss Army Man

     I'm cheating with a tie, but I couldn't decide between these two films. Both are independent flicks. Both are not for everybody. Both are fantastic! 
     Animals is a twisty, neo-noir thriller with great performances and beautiful cinematography. At first the ending seemed a little abrupt, but after some thought I realized it is brilliant!
     Man is an extremely odd bromance anchored by terrific performances by Dano and Radcliffe. Dano is his usual bizarro self, but Radcliffe as a corpse... is really the best Radcliffe has been post-Harry Potter. If you like weird definitely check it out!

9) Midnight Special
The flick starts with a bang and doesn't stop until the conclusion. Which is great, but a little meat would've been nice. We never truly connect to the characters, and more about that cult would've been nice. That being said, this is a wonderful sci-fi thriller from writer/director Jeff Nichols (Take Shelter, Mud) with an moving yet eerie score by David Wingo. Between this and Netflix's "Stranger Things", the 80s sci-fi nostalgia was on point this year!

8) Deadpool
Superhero flicks have become the norm lately, and honestly they've become slightly repetitive. Enter Deadpool to be the breath of fresh air we all needed. Thank you, Ryan Reynolds, for really pushing to make this as dirty and vulgar as it should've been with a little bit of heart sprinkled in because why not? Also thanks to current events, the song at the end hits even harder and the flick is all the better for it... Wham! 

7) The Edge of Seventeen
The award to best coming-of-age flick goes to... *drumroll please* no not Moonlight (because I didn't see it... yet) but this wonderful flick full of teenage angst. Usually that would be annoying but the writing is so well drawn-out you definitely side with the lead and can't wait to see where the story takes her. Speaking of the lead, Hailee Steinfeld is wonderful and totally deserved that Golden Globe nomination. You go, gurl!

6) Zootopia 

As with most Disney films, the trailer for this didn't excite me much but I decided to check it out anyway. I was blown away! Funny, heartfelt, and bizarrely topical, this Disney flick will go down as a classic and one to watch with your families for years to come. Bravo, Disney!

5) Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Wow. I will say I was worried when I heard about the production hiccups. Fortunately none of them show up onscreen, and this flick works as both a prequel to the original Episode IV and a balls-to-the-wall war flick. There are the occasional missteps (that Tarkin CGI... ugh) and perhaps one too many appearances from series' favorites, but overall this first standalone entry in the Star Wars saga is terrific.

4) La La Land

What can I say about this wonderful film that hasn't already been said? It's a delightful ode to the golden age of musicals. Gosling and Stone continue to prove that their chemistry together is absolutely perfect. And yes, I definitely teared up a few times. If you're a fan of classic musicals, do yourself a favor and see this great film soon!

3) Kubo and the Two Strings
Laika continues to impress with yet another fantastic venture in stop-motion animation. Just the pre-credit sequence alone is breathtaking! I was worried that the big-name cast would hinder the flick, but the stars seemlessly blend into a wonderful story that's both inspiring and heartbreaking.

2) Arrival 
I knew I was going to love this film, but I didn't realize just how much. In vein with both Close Encounters and Contact, this is a more cerebral alien-invasion flick. It's not about aliens so much as it's about humankind and how we connect around the world. Also, just give Amy Adams the Oscar now. She is absolutely magnificent. Wow.


1) Sing Street
As if there was any question this would be my #1 choice of the year. I remember when the trailer was released toward the end of 2015. I was already sold, but then the soundtrack included Duran Duran, Hall & Oates, and The Cure? I was in love! This charming coming-of-age flick set in 1985 Dublin is truly one of the greats. Thank you, John Carney (Once, Begin Again) for this wonderful glance back into your childhood. If you like the 80s at all, if you enjoy a good coming-of-age flick, or if you just want to watch a feel-good movie with toe-tapping music, definitely check out this true winner! Now we need to get a campaign going for a Best Original Song nod for "Drive It Like You Stole It". Gah! I can't recommend this movie enough. Just see it!!

I think that about wraps things up for now. See? 2016 wasn't all bad. Even if it was, let's band together and make 2017 one we'll never forget! In a good way of course. Until next time, peace!

(Psst... me again. Sing Street is currently streaming on Netflix. You can literally watch it right now. Okay? Okay.)

12.24.2016

Top 10 Christmas Movies

I hope everybody's days are indeed merry and bright. I just realized I've never posted my blog about my favorite Christmas flicks <GASP> so it's time to rectify this blasphemy. Without further ado, here is my personal Top 10. This includes Christmas specials.

Honorable Mentions (in alphabetical order): Die Hard, Home Alone 2, Lethal Weapon, The Muppet Christmas Carol, The Night Before, Santa Claus is Comin' to Town, "A Benihana Christmas" from "The Office"

10) How the Grinch Stole Christmas 

    I know. I'm a Grinch to have this so low. At least it made the list. I think I'm the only one of my generation who doesn't care for Jim Carrey's live-action version. This classic cartoon however is wonderful.

9) It's A Wonderful Life

   A classic. Not necessarily one I watch every single year, and sometimes I gotta be in the mood. But let's face it. So many holiday movies/specials/even TV shows have paid homage this film in some way or another. Because it's amazing!

8) Gremlins

   A black comedy full of holiday chaos. It's funny, scary, and just plain fun. My favorite bit is the scene with the mom in the kitchen. And who can forget Phoebe Cates' deadpan monologue about why she hates Christmas? Y'all. So good.

7) Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special

   I've always been a Pee-Wee fan. When my pff bff Andie found out I'd never seen this special back in 2012 she was beside herself. We put it in. My life has never been the same. Required viewing every year (usually with tacos and Tecate), this gonzo special makes my inner child all giddy. Also Grace Jones' "Little Drummer Boy" is the ONLY acceptable version of that song.

6) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 

   "Why are we only #6, Todd?" "I don't KNOW, Margo." There are so many reasons why this is the best of the Vacation movies. That could be its own list. It's just wonderful, from that awful theme song to the patriotic ending, what a laugh riot. Play ball!

5) Elf

   Immensely quotable. Absolutely hilarious. Wonderfully charming. What can you not say about this modern-day classic? Other than a slightly lagging third act, it's pretty much perfect. I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite!

4) Black Christmas

   I may get some flack for not having A Christmas Story on this list but you know what? I didn't watch that growing up. So here's director Bob Clark's OTHER holiday classic. It's a slow burn so modern audiences beware. But THIS is the perfect lump of coal for your stocking. Olivia Hussey. Margot Kidder. Andrea Martin. Where can you go wrong?!

3) Home Alone

   As a movie buff I can point out its flaws (the tone is off, part heartwarming, part slapstick). Or I can just forget about it and enjoy one of the best holiday flicks from my childhood. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

2) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

   The best of the Rankin-Bass Christmas specials. Just try to argue with me about that. Memorable music, hilarious characters, and a heartwarming story all combine to make one of the best Christmas specials ever, except for...

1) A Charlie Brown Christmas

   ...THIS!!! Oh wow. I love the Peanuts so maybe I'm biased. But how can you not fall in love with this every single time you watch it?? Vince Guaraldi's score is just the cherry on top. It's timeless. End of discussion.

I hope you enjoyed this list! Let me know what some of your favorite Christmas movies are! And feel free to yell. It's more fun that way. Now everyone break out in your favorite Peanuts dance. 

11.30.2016

Happenin' Happenings

It's Wednesday. WOO WOOOOO! HUMP DAYYY!!!

But also Happy Sit-at-the-Theatre Day!

You see, every two or three weeks the fam has a cleaning lady come clean the house. I guess when the two eldest children moved out, the parentals decided it was too late to teach Young Ann how to do chores so *BAM* now we have a maid. Anyway on these days we are not allowed to be at home. So we come sit here at the theatre until mid-afternoon or so. It's not bad. I'm just sitting around like I would be doing. It's just that I've been awake since 3:30 in the morning.

Yup my 6am shifts at Target are now 4:30am shifts. Woof. Good thing I'm used to early hours! 4:30 though... I mean sometimes I'm still awake at 4:30. (It's been a while but it happens.) Here's a rundown of a typical morning. We unload the truck. Then I head over and push all the Electronics/Entertainment products. If there's time afterward I stay and help stock other departments. I'm off by noon or 1pm, and then I have the rest of the day to do whatever I please! Not a bad gig if I do say so myself. Just early. Like before Jesus early.

In other news, I'm going to be in "The Nutcracker" for the first time in 10 years! Woo hoo! I'm helping out a friend who runs a ballet studio both in Newnan and in Peachtree City. When he asked if I wanted to be a Party Parent for his Party Scene I immediately said "YES!!!" Now anyone who's seen/performed in "The Nut" knows being a Party Parent isn't the most exciting job. But it's always fun to perform onstage. ANNND I get to be Mother Ginger in Act II! So if any of you have ever wanted to see Joe Moore dressed in drag... well maybe I should've said something earlier so you could plan ahead and see the show. But yeah it'll be a lot of fun!

Joe Moore's last "Nut" 10 years ago
There is a show I CAN inform you of with plenty of advance notice. I have my first ever speaking role <GASP> coming up soon!

In all my years of performing I was perfectly content being part of the ensemble slash I was dancing and didn't have lines slash I was in a wad of fur and couldn't talk. However this coming February that is going to change. 

Newnan Theatre Company is performing Lewis Black's (yes THAT Lewis Black) "One Slight Hitch". It's set in the 80s (YAASSS), and it tells the story of a young woman and her family preparing for her wedding when the doorbell rings. It's her ex. It's MOI. Let the shenanigans begin!

If you haven't heard of the story, definitely look it up. Black's humor is pretty hilarious. It's not nearly as profane as what you'd think coming from Black, but there are a few choice words scattered throughout the show :P I'm definitely looking forward to branching out as a performer. We've got a great cast, and we're really gonna rock the house!

Okay. That's it for now. In closing here is a link to my latest terrible song obsession. Please shut off your brains and enjoy... "The Karate Rap"
Arigato!

11.16.2016

Fright Flicks: Part Deux

Here it is mid-November and I never finished my "Fright Flicks" list. So because I will never let go of Halloween (and because I can never seem to remember this blog), here ya go.

10/16 - Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
        How did I miss this last year? It's absolutely hilarious! No             worries. I'm all caught up now.

10/17 - The Gift
        Not horror so much as a romantic thriller. It's still counts though because Sam Raimi. Great cast too!

10/18 - The Burning
        Underrated classic 80s slasher! It starts a little slow but when it gets going... that raft scene. WOW!

10/19 - Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
        Another horror/comedy that somehow slipped through my fingers. One-note joke but dammit it's a funny one!

10/20 - Crystal Lake Memories
        I love Never Sleep Again so when I heard the same production company made a Friday the 13th doc, I had to check it out! So extensive and in depth for. each. film. Love it!

10/21 - Intruder
        I watched this film because 1) I've worked at a grocery store so I know how monotonous it is and 2) I love the crew behind it. My thoughts? It's so-so. A little too slow for my taste. I also somehow watched the dry version. Gotta find that unrated cut so I can see the kills in all their bloody glory!

10/22 - Venom
        A lot of people seem to have forgotten about this flick. I like it though. It's incredibly stupid but that's kind of its charm. If you haven't seen it and you like slasher flicks, give it a shot!

10/23 - "Scream Queens: Season 2"
        This counts right? Right. 

10/24 - "Bob's Burgers"
        It also counts if I watch every Halloween-themed episode of my favorite show. Watch season 7's episode NOW.

10/25 - Stephen King's IT
        Clowns are the worst.

10/26 - "Evil Dead: The Musical"
        Absolutely hysterical. I love all the references to the first two flicks. Look it up!

10/27 - The Evil Dead
        So of course I had to rewatch the one that started it all. LOVE this flick!!!

10/28 - Shaun of the Dead
        Hands down. One of my favorites.

10/29 - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
        If you follow me on Snapchat, you know that I very drunkenly watched this cult classic at midnight. In my Rick Ashley costume. I regret nothing!!

10/30 - The Nightmare Before Christmas
        Is it possible to make it through the holiday season without watching this amazing movie?! The answer is no.

10/31 - Halloween
        Same goes for this classic. Which of course I watched on Halloween. Late at night. In the dark. By myself. YEESSS!!!